Accidental Yankee
Love, Death, Betrayal & Enlightenment in the Great American War of Rebellion
Chapter 55. The ‘Intercepted’ Letter
Chapter 56. Good - or Bad - News
Chapter 57. The End of Days at War
It was a long time in coming. Over two years – but the Peace – a treaty – had been concluded in
Between her fits of doubt and pique, Elizabeth would suffer great reversals of passion, lament the loneliness – ‘though in truth her house was more bustling, with even more girls and sewing and the tending of the gardens, than ever – and, like Penelope working at her loom, would faithfully sew and knit, waiting for her man to return, and for this time to be at end.
When each round of the pastor’s circuit was ended, Thomas would rush to his beloved, and they would dance a few steps of re-acquaintance, with
At the conclusion of each these tender re-unifications, when it was, alas, time for him to resume his travels, Thomas would proclaim his love on bended knee, and ask
There was no more to be done for it – they were in love, but
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It was the end of his circuit-riding. Come tomorrow there would be a new assignment from
After much kissing, and an embrace that brought both of the lovers to their knees, there followed a companionable silence.
“After all these years, the secret you have kept most secure from me, Thomas – at last I know what happened at Monmouth ––––– ” Elizabeth smoothed her apron, and re-adjusted her Liberty Cap “ You needn’t ask how I know –– ” For Elizabeth had finally ferreted the truth out from General Greene.
“––– so in honor of how you – apparently – acquitted your character, I have prepared something for you.”
ThoMas could only manage a sheepish grin, and attempted to kiss her again. But she was up and away; he could only follow.
“It’s in there – ” she grinned, “take your time.
“And – here – give me that disgraceful shrunken mass of lint you’ve been wearing for a hat,” she sniffed.
In the room lay the bright blue and buff of a Continental Army officer’s uniform, complete with a tri-cornered hat. A green cockade pinned to one of the upturned brims denoted Thomas’ commission as a Sub-Altern.
Thomas was overwhelmed – at
He bowed to his lady, and she curtsied. Holding her hand lightly in his outstretched fingers, he stepped towards her, and they danced a tiny minuet, in the moonlight, with the snap of the blazing wood in the fireplace their only orchestra. It had been a long journey – all seemed well, and right, moving in the proper direction. At last! They were both all smiles, and remained that way through the long hours of the night.
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It was the morning of the Great Embarkation. Thomas had not previously thought himself properly attired to represent the conquering Yankee army, as it reclaimed Manhattan Island from the British, and – more important – from the grip of the Loyalists: his old cronies, or whichever of them still remained in New-York. But now, properly uniformed, it seemed a pity to not be not with the officers who would escort
Thomas was on the
And so, as there were many chores to attend in anticipation of the arrival of the Commander-in-Chief, Thomas decided that as an Officer, as well as the Army’s Chaplain, that he should attend, to see that the Loyalists were treated well as they were shepherded off the island and onto the ships that would take them to their new homes in far-away, cold, wind-swept Halifax ––– to Nova Scotia.
As well as they deserve, they shall be treated mused Sub-Altern Smith, adjusting his hat, and setting forth into Broad-Way. In the distance, a band was playing a jig.
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Chapter 58. Time to Pay the Piper
It was cold, breezy and damp in the Upper Harbor of New-York on Monday the 25th of November, Seventeen-Hundred Eighty-Three. Soldiers in the brilliant red coats and white breeches of the British Army stood at attention in a line flanking the east wall of
A little way towards the harbor a group of sailors with an accordion were Joviality itself, very drunk, singing a satirical song that was making the rounds in New-York, a song to the tune Derry Down, concerning a quarrelsome mother, her strong-willed daughter, and a farmer who wanted to make peace – a satire on Mother England, her colonial daughter, and the would-be peacemaker William Pitt, the former Prime Minister.
The lyrics went like this:
Goody Bull and her daughter together fell out,
Both squabbled and wrangled and made a great rout.
But the cause of the quarrel remains to be told,
Then lend both your ears and a tale I'll unfold.
The old lady, it seems, took a freak in her head,
That her daughter, grown woman, might earn her own bread,
Self-applauding her scheme, she was ready to dance,
But we're often too sanguine in what we advance.
For mark the event, thus for fortune we're cross,
Nor should people reckon without their good host,
The daughter was sulky and wouldn't come to,
And pray what in this case could the old woman do?
Zounds, neighbor, quoth Pitt, what the devil's the matter?
A man cannot rest in his home for your clatter
Alas, cries the daughter, Here's dainty fine work,
The old woman grows harder than Jew or than Turk
She be damned, says the farmer, and do her he goes
First roars in her ears, then tweaks her old nose,
Hello Goody, what ails you? Wake woman, I say,
I am come to make peace in this desperate fray.
Alas, cries the old woman, And must I comply?
I'd rather submit than the hussy should die.
Pooh, prithee, be quiet, be friends and agree,
You must surely be right if you're guided by me,
Derry down, down, hey derry down,
You must surely be right if you're guided by me.
Completing their ballad, the sailors staggered off, urged on by a menacing major, his saber unsheathed, waving them off. Pointless, now, to call out “Disperse Ye Rebels!” and march his men, with fixed bayonets to drive off the Rabble. The War, indeed the Occupation of New-York, was over.
But a few minutes later, another band of New-Yorkers came sauntering along, shaking rattles, beating drums, banging on pots, and singing a very humorous song – at least they thought so. The gang was lead by a certain Mister Jack Johnson, formerly Sexton at Trinity Parish, his face a rainbow of war-paint, wearing a feathered head-dress. Despite the cold and damp, Johnson was bare-chested, revealing dark burn-scars. The band’s laughter and the taunting words of their song only made the mood amongst the Loyalists more grave. The men sang to the tune of Yankee Doodle:
Cornwallis led a country dance,
The like was never seen, Sir,
Much retrograde and much advance
And all with Gen'ral Greene, Sir;
They rambled up and rambled down,
Joined hands and then they run, Sir,
Our General Greene to Charlestown and
The Earl to Wilmington, Sir.
Greene, in the South, then danced a set,
And got a mighty name, Sir,
Cornwallis jigged with young ‘Fayette,
But suffered in his fame, Sir;
Quoth he, “My guards are weary grown
With footing country dances,
They never at St James' shone
At capers, kicks, or prances.
And Washington, Columbia's son,
Whom easy nature taught, Sir,
That grace which can't by pains be won
Nor Plutus' gold be bought, Sir;
Now hand in hand they circle round,
This ever-dancing peer, Sir,
Their gentle movements soon confound
the earl, as they draw near, Sir.
His music soon forgets to play,
His feet can no more move, Sir,
And all his bands now curse the day
They jig-ged to our shore, Sir;
Pausing for dramatic effect, and directing their song to a knot of extremely well-dressed civilians – obviously Loyalists – the band concluded:
Now, Tories all, what can you say?
Come, is this not a griper:
That while your hopes you danced away,
'Tis you must pay the piper?
From the band then came an enormous Huzza! – followed by a chorus of Indian ululations, as the men danced around whooping and clapping and shaking their fists at the Loyalists. Many of the Loyalists – Tories – recognized Johnson; some booed and hissed. A small boy threw a handful of pebbles at the revelers, who expressed their satisfaction by baring their back-sides, as their parade continued down Broad-Way to the
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A knot of women shivered in the damp wind, standing near-by the formation of soldiers – wives and sweethearts of these, the last of His Majesty’s Army in North America to leave the United States. They were all bound today – men and women, clothing, worldly possessions, lock stock and barrel – to sail to
George III, Monarch of the United Kingdom of England, Scotland and Wales who was true to his word – for each of his loyal subjects who had lost land, confiscated by the new Yankee government, had indeed been compensated – with land in Canada. Many had hoped for small land-holdings in a beautiful place among His Majesty’s many other colonies – Barbados, Jamaica, the Windward or Leeward Islands – so great had their suffering been at the hands of their enemies, their neighbors, the victors, the Yankees.
It seemed that their King had consigned them all to Hell, for Nova Scotia had been already settled by Scots – the survivors of Bonnie Prince Charlie’s kith and kin, the last of the Stuarts, in his ill-fated bid to regain the throne of the Kingdom after the final, decisive battle at Culloden, over 30 years before. The most anti-English people, save perhaps the Americans, on the planet; a more in-hospitable fate could not be imagined. But alas, there was no turning back.
The Reverend Doctor Pugh had sailed to
Thomas’ old friends were long departed.
Humpy Halsey had perished of a mysterious ailment, rumored to have been syphilis. Reverends Smith and Edmundson had performed the funeral rites. Grave-diggers had attended – no one else.
Only these few British and Loyalists remained. Thomas’ brother William had departed in September, never knowing, never suspecting the role Pastor Smith had played in the unraveling of
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Yet another contingent of Yankees – no, better to call them for what they were: Officers of the United States Army approached, resplendent in their blue and buff uniforms. The column of Yankees halted at Bowling-Green and from a distance saluted their former adversaries. Thomas Smith stood with the Yankees, observing and remembering, out of sight, for he, unlike Cynthia Eliot did not want to meet her one last time. It was less than a hundred yards between the Yankees and the British, and when Lieutenant-General Archibald Robertson of the Royal Engineers spied Thomas amidst the Continentals, he raised his saber in salute.
“The buggahs got to you after all, Smith!” Robertson called out, with a broad smile.
Thomas doffed his hat, smiling, in reply. With that, thought Thomas, It is indeed nearly all finished – at last! He folded a letter and handed it to a lad nearby, speaking close in the boy’s ear and slipping a coin in the boy’s waistcoat. The lad skipped down along the road to the British soldiers, bowing before Robertson, and passing on the letter.
Now all’s done here. Thomas smiled to himself as he turned to look with satisfaction at the fine company of Americans of whom he was proud to be a member. His attention was distracted by a couple working their way up and down the lines of the British, then the American contingent, barking their refrains, hawking their wares.
“Get yer E-va-cu-ation Day picnic baskets, folks! Get yer good New-York vittles ‘afore you perish of hunger! Ship food is wicked poor! Get yer good New-York vittles. Whet yer thirsty throats with Snipes’ Red Cock Elixir!” And there presently came a black man with a rosy-cheeked Irish woman, arms burdened with many baskets and bottles, merry as the month of May, making many transactions amongst both the Loyalists and the Yankee committee. When they were within earshot Thomas called out “Say there, a shilling for a basket?”
His respondent called, angrily “It’s Two shillin’s for that. Two shillin’s.” Then – seeing that it was Thomas – an officer – the woman blushed, and turned away.
Along came the man – it was Major Snipes, who greeted Thomas with a bow and a merry grin. “I am so glad to see you – Lieutenant Smith –” observing Thomas’ Continental uniform “– and to see that you have come to your senses, Sir!” And he meant it, with all the sincerity he was capable, which apparently was much more than Thomas had ever reckoned. Snipes slapped Subaltern Smith on the back and presented him a bottle of Snipes’ Red Cock Elixir, proclaiming “Drink this to our health, Mister Smith, for Sara and I are to be married tomorrow! No charge Sir, no charge!” Snipes’ lady was Sara Truegood – Gerard D’Argent’s former business partner, and proprietress of the Red Cock Tavern.
“You must know that I am Walsley’s only child – I have a letter proclaiming my freedom, right here, right here in my pocket. I was never a slave, you see, Thomas – I always owned myself – as You, I see, have also taken possession of Yourself!”
Thomas pantomimed raising a glass and smiled at Snipes’ sweetheart, who blushed and returned to her hawking. It was, indeed, a day of many changes, and Thomas’ heart was lifted, even moreso than at the spectacle of this momentous political event.
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The British Army fifes and drums – no longer the British New-York regiment’s band, but rather a musical detachment from a foreign power – struck up the same lively tune the rowdy Yankee sailors had enjoyed, but to which had been sung a very different and sad refrain.
The song was called The World Turned Upside Down, played to the tune “Derry Down.” It was rumored to have been played at Lord Cornwallis’ surrender at
If buttercups buzz’d after the bee
If boats were on land, Churches on sea
If ponies rode men and if grass ate the cows
And cats should be chased into holes by the mouse
If the mamas sold their babies
To the Gypsies for half a crown
If summer were spring
And the other way ‘round
Then all the world would be upside down!
The world was turned upside down, as the last of the wealthiest class of people New-York would know for many a year were being banished by their former servants, and by the tradesmen over whom they’d lorded their influence, money and power, but who were now their vanquishers. And it made no sense to the Loyalists, no sense at all, as the cream of New-York society, the apogee of privilege, the beautiful, the wealthy, the proud filed along the gravel path towards their transports. Much sniffling and shuffling accompanied this sad procession. Among them was a fair beauty whose charms had lit up this very landscape with fervor, passion and longing not so very long ago.
Cynthia Eliot trundled along, carrying her portmanteau, accompanying her dear benefactor and friend Mrs James. As the wind came ‘round, disturbing Cynthia’s hair, driving it across her still-lovely face, she sniffled. Time and fate had been unkind to Cynthia, but she bore the strain well. Still she held hope in her heart that someone – and especially Thomas, her Thomas she considered him, might at this last moment rescue her. For Thomas, she would be a happy American wife. As widows of military men, both women were among the last of the British to be banished from New-York, along with the remnants of the greatest fighting force ever sent to these shores.
But this miraculous reconciliation was not to be. Sub-Altern Chaplain Thomas Smith, of the Seventh American New-York Regiment, was elsewhere, though she did not know he was with the Americans, nor that he had a commission – she simply expected him – somehow – to be there.
Cynthia scanned the men in the distance, and saw that he was not there. Her heart, victim to so many disappointments, had little room for despair, and she shook off her passing feelings of sadness – she had no more room in her heart for that.
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As the refugees filed aboard the ships a group of small boys, five, six – or even fewer years of age – were playing mumbly-peg – with long, black bayonets. A pastor, broad-brimmed hat, clad all in black, stood nearby, smoking his long clay pipe, arms folded, a wreath of sulfurous smoke billowing around his head. The boys, many the sons of the Ladies of Pleasure in Town (sorrowful to see their best customers be banished) were in attendance to pay last respects – and perhaps beg some pocket-change – from their possible sires.
They – the boys – flung their instruments of death and mayhem high up in the air, applauding each other as the daggers landed – wffffft! – in the soft soil of the water’s edge. One boy, the youngest of the crew, flung his weapon high, high! It landed, impaling the lad’s foot. As the boy screamed, dancing about on one foot, blood gushing from his wound, the pastor chuckled, clapping his hands, and saying:
“Dirty little Bastards – let me teach you some really excellent games to play!” The other boys scattered, leaving wounded boy alone, wailing in agony.
Cynthia appeared at his side, tending to the boy’s wound – it was nothing she thought. She had tended far, far worse wounds. “Come now, Tommy – we must get on the ship. It’s time to go to our new home in
The boy hopped along, protesting.
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The ships hove their anchors, the evacuation was complete. The British had left New-York, and would not return to
The American commander ordered that the British standard, which still flew from the flagpole of
John Van Arsdale, a Yankee sailor with mast-climbing cleats on his boots, made quick dispatch of the hated symbol of tyranny, and the thirteen red and white stripes, surmounted by the field of Heavenly blue, with its circular constellation of thirteen stars at last fluttered in the wind, the free wind of a liberated New-York, well visible before any British ships had left the Upper Bay.
The American band piped Yankee Doodle, the sound carrying far out into the harbor, where sympathetic privateers aboard the sloop Pariah fired their cannons in congratulation, jubilant at the release of their captain D’Argent after his many months of imprisonment aboard HMS Jersey.
Cynthia stood at the rail as her ship drew away, sighting – at last! – Thomas amongst the soldiers, wearing the blue and buff uniform of a Continental officer! Thomas likewise picked out Cynthia among the passengers, doffed his hat, and bowed, a great smile illuminating his face.
An officer appeared at Cynthia’s elbow. “Lef’tenant General Robertson, ma’am – ” He tipped his great, black tricornered hat to her. She turned from the gunwale to appraise the man: not very impressive for a Lef’tenant General. “A man, whom I believe has been your acquaintance begs me deliver this letter to you ––––– ” And with that he tipped his hat and a left on the un-steady legs of a man long accustomed to the land, and not the sea.
The letter was unsealed, merely folded upon itself, and was written on very plain paper. Cynthia sniffled from the wind in her face as she opened it. Scanning to the conclusion, she saw that it was from Thomas. Her Thomas. At last!
Dear Cynthia,
Justice demands that I not leave you without an explanation.
Now that you have embarked on your next adventure, for which you should be pleased – having been spared the many degradations that befell your kinsmen and other Loyalist Families here in the land of the Yankees –––
How dreary, she thought – the man has sent me a Sermon!
Your letter – yes that letter, so long ago, and yet it is as if it were only yesterday that I found it, left for me at Admiral Fripp’s estate; that letter tore my heart from its secure moorings.
I thought I could never love again, but love again – and more deeply than ever I imagined that I loved you I have!
I have loved again & I will make, I aim to make, I shall make a good Yankee – and a Yankee Husband, to boot! – of a wonderful, delightful, serious Yankee woman who has fairly, in God’s eyes – and mine – won my heart.
‘Though with you, it is true, that once I imagined anything was possible for us – you and me –
But I have come to realize that your investment in the old ways, the status quo ante-bellum, the way things were before Our Glorious Revolution, has rendered your heart so hardened, your vision so short
Not so short, dear Thomas, that I cannot see you hiding amongst the Rabble on the Dock-side, afraid to see me one last time, said Cynthia to the diminishing figure of Thomas, her Thomas, on the far shore.
that you fail to apprehend all that has happened in this wondrous land, nor to see how I am changed.
I am a Yankee, I have always been a Yankee, and may God help me with the Consequences.
With all the Brotherly love and kindness, that remains in my heart yet to this day,
I remain ––––
Your Thomas.
Cynthia turned again towards shore and as a final gesture kissed her hand and held it out, palm first, then turned, never again to lay eyes on her Thomas, nor on the land she might have called her own.
The little boy at her side waved – not comprehending what this moment meant, his wound forgotten, excited at the Adventure of it all. His hair was tousled – just like his father’s once was, thought Cynthia, taking her son below.
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The Stars and Stripes at last flies over New-York
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Thomas spoke to a superior officer, and taking his leave, then running! up Broad-Way. His heart had a mission. He was all feeling, all knowing, all expectancy, for it was Elizabeth – his true love
whom he must find.
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He found her at St Paul’s Chapel, knelt in prayer. Thomas crouched beside her.
“Elizabeth, please listen. There is something I have – always – needed to tell you – it is now time,” he whispered, with a non-too discreet intensity.
Elizabeth smiled with a knowing and gentle look.
There were few others in the chapel – and none seemed offended at Thomas’ ardent, and none too silent plea. In fact, it was as though the other parishioners were there, at that place, and at that time, as witnesses to what was to follow.
Thomas and Elizabeth exited through the front doors of the chapel, onto the greensward of the Church-yard – the same yard where so many victims of the Great Fire had been lain to rest. From the church a few parishioners also emerged, standing in the porch, quietly observing the dashing American officer, as he preached – it seemed – to the beautiful young lady.
And Thomas began: “My dearest, hear me when I tell you – I am True, and I am Good, and I am Real. This, this, Force of Nature, this LOVE between us! IT IS TRUE, IT IS GOOD – OH SO GOOD, AND IT IS REAL, MORE REAL THAN ANYTHING THAT HAS EVER, IN GOD’S GREAT CREATION, HAS EVER, EVER EXISTED.”
Thomas found himself pacing – up and down the rows of headstones. Elizabeth took his hand in hers, and as they came to a tree she sat, closed her eyes and leant back against it, seeming not to be listening. She needn’t have listened very hard, so loud was Thomas in proclaiming his affection. And he continued,
“ O, SO real, so very real, so strong and good and true and real are my affections for you.
“Why can’t you believe it? Why won’t you believe it? I am good, and I am true – true to you alone, in my heart always, twenty times a day, always, without ceasing, and I am real, more real than you can know if we live a hundred years.
“And, in God’s name, I declare it, before God and Man I declare it. I love you, Elizabeth Mary Carter, with all my soul – and God blesses my love.”
“What He has created in me is more – good – and more true and more real than anything your heart can imagine. It is not too good to be true – it IS true.
“And I am true. And I am safety for you. And you are safe with me. And that will never, never ever change. Be my love. Be my mate. Be my, my, my – my own self but in a separate body made one by God’s Grace and by His will. Without you I am dust. With you I am immortal.
“Find in me things of yourself, my dearest, my love. Find yourself in me as I have found myself in you. Find His Grace in me. I forsake all others for your smile, for your grace, for your being beside me when I awake and when I fall, at day’s end, asleep. For your smile alone I would give my life, if only I could, twelve times over.
“I beg of you, Elizabeth, I beg you –
“ – will you marry me?”
Exhausted by this declaration of undying love and affection, he collapsed on the grass. He lay his head on her lap, and gazed up at her.
And after many seconds, an eternity,
“Yes,” is all she said, for that was all that was needed.